A Jewish farmer, walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling and drinking from his pond. The farmer shouts: "Trink nicht die wasser! Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten." (Meaning, "Don't drink the water! The cows shit in it.") ... The kneeling man shouts angrily, "I am a Muslim. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak the sacred tongue of the Koran, speak to me in English." ... The farmer replies: "Use both hands! You'll get more."