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Sent to me off Facebook by my bud Dennis. There is some issue of this gag being stolen from other sources, but it's really funny.
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HOW TO REMOVE BLOOD STAINS FROM CARPET:
1. Mix one tablespoon of liquid hand dishwashing detergent with two cups of cold water. If the stain has dried, brush it well to remove the surface deposit.
2. Using a clean white cloth, sponge the stain with the detergent solution.
3. Blot until the liquid is absorbed.
4. Repeat Steps 2 and 3 until the stain disappears or is no longer absorbed into the cloth.
5. If the stain remains, mix one tablespoon of ammonia (Caution: Never mix chlorine bleach and ammonia - the resulting fumes are hazardous) with 1/2 cup of warm water.
6. Sponge the stain with the ammonia solution.
7. Blot until the liquid is absorbed.
8. Sponge with cold water and blot dry.
BUT DON'T TELL THIS TO THE MOB!
Posted by: Sweat | Monday, January 25, 2016 at 03:15 PM
As a former carpet cleaner myself, this is why I'm strongly against the military doing carpet bombing. It leaves behind far too many hard-to-remove blood stains!
Posted by: Sweat | Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 04:22 AM