Report: Both Party's deeply divided on how to misinterpret the Bible.

The Babylon Bee, a new source for Faranda's Folly. Thanks to Ed. M. for putting me onto them. Like The Onion but a religious angle.

A new report performed by a coalition of Christian theologians confirmed Monday what many have already suspected: that the nation’s Democrats and Republicans are more divided than ever before over exactly how the Bible should be misinterpreted, misapplied, and misused to support their own political agenda.

The nation’s leftists and conservatives are drifting further and further apart as proponents of both worldviews grapple with how the Bible should be contorted in order to fit one’s political philosophy. While both Democrats and Republicans agree that the Bible should be ripped out of context at will in order to support one’s position, they couldn’t be further divided when it comes to exactly how the Bible should be exploited for political gain.

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[Ellen Mullin]

If members of both parties would read the Bible with the HEART and ask the BOSS for help first we would be as we started out to be------
ONE Nation Under GOD