Hahaha. Very funny. Thanks to Ricardo for sending me this. It's off the sarcastic (Christian) website The Babylon Bee. UPDATE: If you don't know this guy, Jones is a conspiracy theorist & his website is Infowars.
“I like the stuff he says on his show. Good stuff. The best stuff, really,” Trump said. “Whereas all the other candidates for the Supreme Court were heavily involved in the Deep State New World Order, Alex Jones sees right through all the lies. In a world of fake news, Alex cuts through all the BS to bring us the unvarnished truth about UFOs, weather control, and the reptilian plot to overthrow our plane of existence.”
“This guy is the real deal,” he added, before bringing out Jones in a judge’s robe.
Jones then addressed the reporters gathered, beginning a long rant about lizard people taking over the highest levels of our government in order to turn frogs gay with chemicals in the water supply. He was then asked to stop selling Caveman Supplements to members of the press and had to be restrained and tranquilized.
It turns out that much of what Alex Jones was saying 20 years ago, and for which he was severely criticized at the time, has turned out to be true, and he's had the last laugh. Alex Jones is a great patriot. You'd be hard pressed to find a greater American. Excellent choice by 'The Donald'. I commend him! Now comes the hard part of getting him confirmed in the Senate.
Posted by: Sweat | Wednesday, July 11, 2018 at 10:48 AM
‘Shouldn’t be too hard...
Posted by: Dennis Cannon | Thursday, July 12, 2018 at 09:29 PM