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Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Not Babylon Bee: "Bloomberg Enrages Trump by Buying Greenland"

Greenland

Wow. Sent to me by my friend Damian.

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In an apparently successful attempt to get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.

In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an “all-cash offer.”

“Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money,” Frederiksen added.

News of Bloomberg’s purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump, who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark.

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As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only, “Mike gets it done.”

Wednesday, February 19, 2020 |

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Sweat

So what are we to call this......Making Greenland Bloom Again? ? ?

Posted by: Sweat | Wednesday, February 19, 2020 at 04:47 PM

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